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when your talking to your daughter and you feel that poo poo water, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you running from police and you feel that anal grease, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're running down the track and feel it running down your crack, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're rolling' like a tire, cuz your intestines are on fire, diarrhea, diarrhea
when the feeling's not that nice, and you have to flush it twice, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're on the seat for hours, and it doesn't smell like flowers, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your stomach starts a rollin', and you're cleaning out your colon, diarrhea, diarrhea
when toilet paper you need to gather, cuz your butt worked up a lather, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you think you're feeling better, but you keep on getting wetter, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you think your friends are jokin', but your pants are brown and soakin', diarrhea, diarrhea
it's hard to make a rhyme, when you're crapping all the time, diarrhea, diarrhea
you are the nervous groom, and you make a fecal bloom, diarrhea, diarrhea
you smell just like a hog, as you make some liquid log, diarrhea, diarrhea
you don't feel like a winner, when your butt blows out your dinner, diarrhea, diarrhea
you really want to shout, as it keeps on dripping out, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're sitting on the pot, cuz it's coming out a lot, diarrhea, diarrhea
it's sounds just like a horn, as your butt pops out some corn, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're there in the huddle, and you're standing in a puddle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you just made a tackle, and it splattered out like spackle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're going out for a pass, and it blows right out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
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when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're acting like a fool, and your pants fill up with stool, diarrhea, diarrhea
you really want to play, but your butt begins to spray, diarrhea, diarrhea
you know you're having trouble, when your butt begins to bubble, diarrhea, diarrhea
that's the way it goes, when your butt thinks it's a hose, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you're feeling kinda funky, cuz your butt is kinda skunky, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you think you hear it raining, perhaps your butt is draining, diarrhea, diarrhea
if you're swimming in a pool, and you leave a trail of stool, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your stomach's really hurting, and your butt it starts a squirting, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're running really fast, cuz it's squirting out your ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
if your butt's about to spew, and there's nothing you can do, diarrhea, diarrhea
your stomach's feeling wavy, while your butt is making gravy, diarrhea, diarrhea
you feel you need to scream, cuz your butt spews out a cream, diarrhea, diarrhea
your fun begins to fizzle, cuz you feel it start to drizzle, diarrhea, diarrhea
you think you're gonna fart, but you blow your pants apart, diarrhea, diarrhea
Toward a toilet you make haste, and you're oozing liquid waste, diarrhea, diarrhea
it's really flowing loose, like it's running through a goose, diarrhea, diarrhea
when you're shopping at the store, and it's dripping on the floor, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you've got pain in your belly, And you make some liquid smelly, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your laying on your bed, and it smells like something's dead, diarrhea, diarrhea
you're blowing out your grommet, and the smell makes you vomit, diarrhea, diarrhea
when your red in the face, splatter shit with careful grace, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're eatin' some Chinese, And your ass begins to sneeze, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you feel a li'l loopy, and your ass starts feeling soupy, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your colon starts to swell, and your butt's not doing well, diarrhea, diarrhea
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when you feel a sudden urge
and your butt decides to purge
when your butt is wet, and you know it aint sweat diarrhea diarrhea
when your standing in a lift and you feel a sudden shift
When you know it’s not just gas,
‘Cuz it’s flying out your ass…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you don’t know what to do,
‘Cuz you just can’t stop the poo…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you need a bathroom quick,
‘Cuz your underwear are slick…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’re down on bended-knee,
And your ass-hole starts to pee…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’re stricken by a cramp,
And your underwear is damp…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When your teacher throws a fit,
‘Cuz she’s standing in your shit…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you just have no control,
Of filling up the bowl…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you have nowhere to go,
‘cuz you just can’t stop the flow…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’re feeling really low,
And your butthole starts to blow…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’re paralyzed with fear,
‘Cuz it’s leaking out your rear…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you clench with all your might,
Because the poo will soon take flight…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When your belly starts an achin’,
And your anus is a’ shakin’…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you meant to make it subtle,
But now you’re standing in a puddle…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When your face is red and glowing,
And the poo continues flowing…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’re swimming in a pool,
And you’re ass-hole starts to drool…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’re feeling like a twit,
‘Cuz your pants are filled with shit…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’re climbing up a ladder,
And you slip on fecal matter…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’re feeling really bloated,
And your asshole just exploded…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’ve got to interrupt,
‘Cuz your butt has just erupt…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’ve been drinking ‘lot’s of Bud,
Now your ass is shooting mud…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When there’s racing in your heart,
Because you thought it was a fart…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you thought it was a fart,
But instead it was a shart…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When your chowing down Chinese,
As your ass let’s out a sneeze…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When your shopping at the store,
And it starts dripping on the floor…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When your curling up your toes,
‘Cuz it’s spraying like a hose…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you know it’s gunna’ hurt,
With each painful spray and squirt…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you feel just like a clown,
‘Cuz your pants are turning brown…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
For a toilet you will beg,
When it’s dripping down your leg…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’re racing down a hall,
But it just splashed onto the wall…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’re choking from the smog,
Of your nasty liquid log…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you wanna’ scream and shout,
‘Cuz it keeps on gushing out…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you feel just like a fool,
‘Cuz your pants are filled with stool…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
I was standing on a mountain,
When it shot out like a fountain…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you think your friends are joking,
But your pants are brown and soaking…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
It really is a pity,
That your pants are brown and shitty…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’re driving in a race,
And it flies up in your face…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’re chillin’ with your daughter,
And out comes poo-poo water…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
It’s really quite dramatic,
When your ass goes automatic…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When your eating at the fair,
And there’s gravy in your chair…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When your at the water park,
And the water’s turning dark…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
If your lying in your bed,
And you see it start to spread…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
You won’t feel like a winner,
When your butt blows out your dinner…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
Your stomach feels like crap,
And your ass cheeks start to flap…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’re running from police,
And you feel that anal grease…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you think you’re getting better,
But your ass is getting wetter…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you can’t get off the pot,
‘Cuz it’s coming out a lot…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
When you’re laying in your bed,
And it smells like something’s dead…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
It really isn’t cool,
When you leave a trail of stool…
Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
P.S.
It’s hard to make a rhyme,
When you’re crapping all the time!
When you're climbing up a ladder and you hear a little splatter, diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're getting out of bed and you see a turtle head diarrhea, diarrhea.
WHEN YOUR DRIVING IN A CHEVY AND YOUR PANTS START FEELIN HEAVY
When your drinking a propel and and your butt begins to yell
When you waiting on the bus and your butt begins to rust
When your baking a cake and you butt begins to bake
When your making a turkey and your poo's all murkey
When your taking a bath and your butt begins to rash
When your taking a poop and you feel alot o'goop
When your sittin on the throne and youbutt begins to moan
When you making a pie and sothing slip and slides
when your running down the road and you cant controll your load
diarrhea,diarrhea
When your sliding into first, and you feel something burst, Diarrhea, Diarrhea!
You really like the girl, but your butt begins to hurl, diarrhea, diarrhea!
When Your In A Mitsubishsi And You Feel Something Quishy
When You Lying On The Grass And A Dog Licks Your Ass
when your sitting in a tree and somethings trickling down your knee
when your watching scoobey-doo and you feel the flowing poo
if your sitting on a horse and it comes out like sauce diarrhea diarrhea
If your sitting on a coshin ad ya felling like an pushin
If your sitting on a train and ya feel a little pain
If you have the chiken pocks and theres a party in you jocks
If your laying on the couch and you suddly screm out OUCH
When your sitting on the dunny and ya smell something funny
Diarrhea diarrhea
When your sitting on a cushion and ya feel something mooshen
Diarrhea diarrhea
When it starts of in ya jocks
And ends up in ya socks
Some people think it's funny but it's really green and runny diarrhea diarrhea
Some people think it's gross but it's really good on toast diarrhea diarrhea
if ur climbing up a tree and it ran down ur knee diarrhea diarrhea
when ur standing in a paddock and it comes out automatic
diarrhea diarrhea
if your sliding into 1st and you feel something burst its diarrhea diarrheaif your sliding into 3rd and u lay a big turd its diarrhea diarrhea
When u think u Have 2 fart but it comes out lookin like a liquid pop-tart diarreah! diarreah!
Wats green and squishy at the bottom of ur tushie Diarreah! diarreah!
when it comes out your bum
like a bullet from a gun
diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When you're sitting on the Loo
'Cause your body's making stew.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you feel a little bubble
and you know that you're in trouble.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you think you have some gas,
but this liquid's all you pass.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you think you pissed the bed,
but it's a little brown instead.
Diarrhea, Diarrhea
When you are chasing your mut and you piss out butt...Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
when your riding in a chevy and you feel somethin heavy... diarrhea, diarrhea
when your sliding into third and you feel a juicy terd...diarrhea, diarrhea
If your climbing up a ladder and you feel a little splatter Diarrhea Diarrhea
when it slips out ya jocks and into ya socks... Diarrhea Diarrhea
When ya needa take a crap and it hits ya mud flap.... Diarrhea Diarrhea
When you're slide'n in on home and your butt starts to foam diarrhea diarrhea.
when youre up on a ladder and you hear something splatter diarrhea diarrhea
when youre swimming in the pool and you feel something cool diarrhea diarrhea
when you really start to wonder cuase your butt starts to thunder
When you're watching your friend climb a ladder and you feel a facial spladder... diarrhea diarrhea
When your watching the utah jazz and your stomach starts to spaz diarrhea diarrhea
When the bowl is so brown that you have to scrub it down, diarrhea, diarrhea
When the bowl is so brown that you have to scrub it down, diarrhea, diarrhea
When the bowl is so brown that you have to scrub it down, diarrhea, diarrhea
When you have a hang over
Good thing your flights laid over, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your buns burn and chafe
Cuz you thought that fart was safe diarrhea, diarrhea
When have an interview
But you smell like number two
diarrhea, diarrhea
When your underwear are trash
Cuz you have a seeping ass diarrhea, diarrhea
when u go grab the remote and u make a sudden choke, diarrhea, diarrhea
when ur sitting in a chair and people start to stare, diarrhea, diarrhea
when ur runnin like a crook and strangers say look!, diarrhea, diaarrhea
when ur walkin on the street and shit is under ur feet, diarrhea, diarrhea
when ur friends dare u to taste but u yell, "ITS WASTE!", diarrhea, diarrhea
when u missed ur p.e. class cus ur pissen out ur ass, diarrhea, diarrhea
when ur runnin red lights and ur holdin real tight, diarrhea, diarrhea
finished with paper its real sad cus ur using dirty rags, diarrhea, diarrhea
ttwhen your chilling out in vegas and your butt makes
rutabagus diarrhea,dirrhea
when you're in the car and you're feeling bizarre, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your lying on the floor,
And something slips through the door.
Diarrhea
When you think it's gonna rain,
And you make a toilet stain, diarrhea diarrhea
When your Lookin though your apps
Then, DAMN! You feel the craps, diarrhea diarrhea
There aint no sweat
There aint no pain
Just sit on the toilet and let it drain.
Diarrhea
when you sliding into home, but you slipping on the foam
diarrhea.
when your flying on a jet and your feeling something wet, diarrhea.
When you're sitting by the lake and you see a brown snake, diarrhea
When your looking at Vegas maps and you're thinking about craps diarrhea
^ I made up the last one lol
When your standing in a puddle and your face begins to muddle, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
when you're climbing up a ladder and you feel a little splatter diarrhea, diarrhea
when your sliden into first and you feel somethin burst diarrhea, diarrhea
if your eatin hot wings and your butt begins to sing diarrhea, diarrhea
WHEN YOU GET TO THE GATE AND ITS A LITTLE TO LATE
DIARRHEA DIARRHEA
WHEN YOUR WALKIN DOWN THE LANE AND YOU FEEL A LITTLE PAIN
DIARRHEA DIARRHEA
ITS COMES OUT YOUR BUM LIKE PEDIGREE CHUM
DIARRHEA DIARRHEA
When you pull down your pants, and you drown all the ants, diarrhea, diarrhea
When your climbing up a tree
and it dribbles down your knee,
Diarrhea Diarrhea
When the loose stool
Makes a mini pool
Diarrhea Diarrhea
when your walkin' down the street and its drippin on your feet diarrhea diarrhea
when your drinking in the bar and it flies really far diarrhea diarrhea
when your playing in the park and you feel a little spark diarrhea diarrhea
When you are eating brocollini and you're wearing a brown bikini
When you're in a little muddle, cos your standing in your puddle diarrhea diarrhea
When you need a lock for your flap cos its running like a tap diarrhea diarrhea
When you're feeling a flood and everyone thinks its mud diarrhea diarrhea
When it's covered the whole ground and you think your gonna drown diarrhea diarrhea
When you got a heavy load and your gonna explode diarrhea diarrhea
When you start to get jumpy cos its coming out lumpy
diarrhea diarrhea
When its all you can take and you cant push the brakes diarrhea diarrhea
When there's nothing you can do so you let out the goo diarrhea diarrhea
when your havin sex and you get perplexed diarrea diarrea
When ur climbing up a ladder n u feel something splatter
You guys are gross. If I just finished eating double and my ass starts to bubble, is it diarrhea, diarrhea?
when your running in a park and you hear a little fart diarrea x2
when you feel it in your pants like little tiny ants diarrea x2
When you're feeding all you're fish and you feel something swish, Diarrhoea, Diarrhoea!
Y'know there's just no goin' back when it trickles down you crack, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When your playing with your pet and your pants start feeling wet, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
When you swore it was a toot, but felt is was a messy poot, Diarrhea, Diarrhea.
I was walking down the lane when i felt a funny pain, diarrhoea, diarrhoea
So i went behind a bush, and it came out in a rush, diarrhoea, diarrhoea
When your stomach starts to cave, and it's coming out in waves.
Diarrhea, diarrhea
When you're trying to eat some nuts, but it's comin out your butt...
When you're visiting the zoo, and you've really gotta poo...
When your tummy starts to bubble, and you know you're in for trouble...
When you're just not having fun, and you know that it's the runs...
When you're just not feeling mellow, and your poops are wet and yellow...
When you know you've got the trots, and you're looking for a pot..
When you're drinking sweet iced tea, and your butt begins to pee.
When it hurts inside your gut, and poop is shooting out your but.
When you're just not feeling hot, and you're running to the pot.
When you know you have to leave, cause your butt is gonna heave.
When you're feeling rather wrong, cause you've been crapping all day long.
When you go to take a dump, and it's coming out in lumps, Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you hear it go "Kerplunk!" and it's coming out in chunks, Diarrhea, diarrhea.
I was walking down a ramp, when I felt my stomach cramp.
But the pain was soon all gone, so I just kept walking on.
Then my tummy caught an ache, and my butt began to quake.
I wasn't feeling quite so hot, so I ran straight to a pot.
I sat right down on the loo, and my butt spewed liquid poo.
It was brown and it was mushy, it was coming out my tushy.
It was chunky, gross, and thick, I was feeling kinda sick.
Then it stopped and I felt done, but I'd really just begun.
As I left out of the door, I felt my belly quake once more.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
I swear I had diarrhea a few days ago and it didn't feel good at all! I could barely get ready for work. My morning routine went like this.
When you skip that orange juice, cause your bowels feel quite loose.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're trying to take a shower, but your stomach feels so sour.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're trying to floss and brush, and your butt is gushing mush.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're putting on a shirt, and you feel those Hershey squirts.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're putting on your pants and you do the poo poo dance.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're putting on your shoes, and your butt begins to ooze.
Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you need to take a dump, and mush is gushing out your rump. Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're hurrting in your gut, and it's oozing out your butt. Diarrhea, diarrhea.
When you're feeling really tense, and you have to hop a fence. Diarrhoea (this is how it's actually spelt folks) Diarrhoea.
People think its gross but its really great on toast diarrhea diarrhea
It sticks to your bum
Like pedigree chum
Diarrhoea diarrhoea :)
When you're putting on a boot and you feel something scoot...diarrhea diarrhea
When you hoping it'll pass and you feel a big blast...dirrea dirrea
feeling loose cuz its dripping out juice....dirrea dirrea
When something hits the fan and lands in the pan!!!
If you think you got to poop but it comes out looking like soup, diarrhea diarrhea
You know it's not fake when you feel your anus shake. Diarrhea. Diarrhea.
when ur twittering all day but you feel an earth quake .........................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
When it sticks to your bum
Like a piece of chewing gum.
When your up in the attic
It comes out automatic
bailey 2 years ago
when your near a goat and your butt starts to roast, diarrhea,diarrhea